http://just.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for just en Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:59:10 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2033221 unknown@Netscape.com Kids telling it like they see it....... Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:59:10 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2033221ArentTheyjustThecutestNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1963951 unknown@Netscape.com Video store clerk Ben Rufert's plan to pick up a book of stamps at the post office nearly pushed him to his breaking point today. Sun, 20 May 2007 06:58:06 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1963951satirejustImagineIfHedtriedToMowThelawnNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1658919 unknown@Netscape.com SHARKBABY NEWS with barely legal reporter Liz Mealy and intrepid newshound Lee Camp: The Web's First Fraudcast. Comedy for those who get it. News for those who don't. Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:58:20 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1658919justpictureaBabychasingdownandeatingsharkNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1528664 unknown@Netscape.com Bristol, CT - Buried amongst the myriad of ass slaps, emotional hugs, and naked locker rooms, the athletic world hides an irrational fear so heinous that its very mention causes panic; threatening to light the short, incendiary fuse of hysteria. Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:53:03 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1528664satireokNotgayjustactingNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1070631 unknown@Netscape.com WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush announced today that he is tired of the American people judging the conflict in Iraq based on the status of the mission, instead wishing they would focus on the fact that the invasion was fundamentally just, Underneath Politics has learned. Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:22:59 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1070631satireMostlyThepresidentisjusttiredofpeopleNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1000915 unknown@Netscape.com In Part I of this turgid tale, WILLIAM F- SHATNER told your humble narrator, "I'd never let a kid onto my bridge," and humiliated, embarrassed, and crushed his fragile teenage ego. Enjoy the conclusion of WILLIAM F- SHATNER. I hope it was worth the wait. (site possibly NSFW) Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:16:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1000915WilWheatonwilliamshatnerstartrekdancingBarefootjustageekNews http://web2announcer.com/go/860890 unknown@Netscape.com By the time you finish reading this film synopsis, a drunk driver will cause a traffic accident. Every 30 seconds in America, a man is hit by a drunk driver. This is that man's story. Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:49:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/860890justBeGladYoureNotthatmanNews http://web2announcer.com/go/817835 unknown@Netscape.com Will the owners of Trampy, Bootsie, Feathers and Pepe please report to Paradise Pet Ranch and ... bring a shovel? After years of neglect, the long-standing pet cemetery on Purdy Lane is officially going under. Condos will be going up in the next year, and the owner would prefer they not be built on top of anyone's beloved pet. Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:59:15 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/817835CondosplannedatoppetcemeteryjustComeanddigdozensofheadstonesbelovedpetsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/666642 unknown@Netscape.com The news that an asteroid will pass close to Earth in 2036 prompted scientists to recommend that the United Nations arrange an international space mission to deflect the threatening space rock. France immediately urged restraint against "A seemingly lovely space rock we know nothing about." Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:45:37 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/666642satireMaybeitjustneedsagoodHugNews http://web2announcer.com/go/588729 unknown@Netscape.com New York, NY (Rotters) - Pfizer pharmaceuticals today announced that it would be partnering with Britain's largest pharmacy chain, Boots, to supply a special commemorative dose of its popular erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra, to any male over the age of 18 over the counter for Valentine's Day. Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:29:53 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/588729satireViagraItsNotjustforGrandpaanymoreNews http://web2announcer.com/go/571946 unknown@Netscape.com KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Ralph Dial could remember Vinita Anderson's smile, hair and the first day they met in the early 1940s. But it took Dial more than 60 years to remember her name. It finally came to him while driving during Christmastime in 2002. He tracked her down by going through old newspapers in Knoxville. Tue, 13 Feb 2007 16:09:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/571946justinTimeforValentinesday60yearslaterwhatwasHernamehandMarriageNews http://web2announcer.com/go/495765 unknown@Netscape.com Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all. Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:26:48 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/495765satireDontworryIhearItsjustSunspotsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/309875 unknown@Netscape.com BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese police have arrested three men for killing two young women to sell their corpses as "ghost brides" for dead single men, a Chinese newspaper reported, warning the dark custom might have claimed many other victims. Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:46:19 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/309875Menarrestedformurdering"ghost"bridesjustplainbizarreNews http://web2announcer.com/go/301280 unknown@Netscape.com Hot Shiite on Sunni Action Wed, 24 Jan 2007 20:06:26 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/301280oryouCouldjustcallitFUBARNews http://web2announcer.com/go/209706 unknown@Netscape.com MISTER ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD, PA-A plan to radically redistrict Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood to further cement the control of the powerful King Friday XIII political machine is expected to pass this week and deeply affect current taxation structure, voting patterns, and services. Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:16:30 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/209706satireTheyreReallyjustaBunchofPuppetsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/180538 unknown@Netscape.com HERSHEY, Pa. (AP) - This Valentine's Day, you can really seal your letters with a kiss. In conjunction with the 100th anniversary of Hershey's Kisses, the U.S. Postal Service on Saturday held a ceremony to issue the 39-cent "With Love and Kisses" stamp, featuring the iconic chocolate treat. Mon, 15 Jan 2007 16:41:31 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/180538100thAnniversaryofHersheyskisses39cent"WithloveandKisses"stampjustinTimeforValentinesdayNews http://web2announcer.com/go/149585 unknown@Netscape.com Here are pictures of the original Anthrax letters sent only to the Democrats on Capital Hill as the Votes were pending for the Patriot Act. The sender of these letters has never been found. Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:48:09 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/149585911anthraxevilsomejustDontgetitNews