added 2007 Sun May 20 6:58:06 by ind06
Video store clerk Ben Rufert's plan to pick up a book of stamps at the post office nearly pushed him to his breaking point today.
Video store clerk Ben Rufert's plan to pick up a book of stamps at the post office nearly pushed him to his breaking point today.
added 2007 Sun Apr 29 11:58:20 by ind06
SHARKBABY NEWS with barely legal reporter Liz Mealy and intrepid newshound Lee Camp: The Web's First Fraudcast. Comedy for those who get it. News for those who don't.
SHARKBABY NEWS with barely legal reporter Liz Mealy and intrepid newshound Lee Camp: The Web's First Fraudcast. Comedy for those who get it. News for those who don't.
added 2007 Fri Apr 20 9:53:03 by ind06
Bristol, CT - Buried amongst the myriad of ass slaps, emotional hugs, and naked locker rooms, the athletic world hides an irrational fear so heinous that its very mention causes panic; threatening to light the short, incendiary fuse of hysteria.
Bristol, CT - Buried amongst the myriad of ass slaps, emotional hugs, and naked locker rooms, the athletic world hides an irrational fear so heinous that its very mention causes panic; threatening to light the short, incendiary fuse of hysteria.
added 2007 Tue Mar 20 7:22:59 by ind06
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush announced today that he is tired of the American people judging the conflict in Iraq based on the status of the mission, instead wishing they would focus on the fact that the invasion was fundamentally just, Underneath Politics has learned.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush announced today that he is tired of the American people judging the conflict in Iraq based on the status of the mission, instead wishing they would focus on the fact that the invasion was fundamentally just, Underneath Politics has learned.
added 2007 Thu Mar 15 0:16:17 by Wil
In Part I of this turgid tale, WILLIAM F- SHATNER told your humble narrator, "I'd never let a kid onto my bridge," and humiliated, embarrassed, and crushed his fragile teenage ego. Enjoy the conclusion of WILLIAM F- SHATNER. I hope it was worth the wait. (site possibly NSFW)
In Part I of this turgid tale, WILLIAM F- SHATNER told your humble narrator, "I'd never let a kid onto my bridge," and humiliated, embarrassed, and crushed his fragile teenage ego. Enjoy the conclusion of WILLIAM F- SHATNER. I hope it was worth the wait. (site possibly NSFW)
added 2007 Mon Mar 5 23:49:22 by ind06
By the time you finish reading this film synopsis, a drunk driver will cause a traffic accident. Every 30 seconds in America, a man is hit by a drunk driver. This is that man's story.
By the time you finish reading this film synopsis, a drunk driver will cause a traffic accident. Every 30 seconds in America, a man is hit by a drunk driver. This is that man's story.
added 2007 Fri Mar 2 20:59:15 by moemebe
Will the owners of Trampy, Bootsie, Feathers and Pepe please report to Paradise Pet Ranch and ... bring a shovel? After years of neglect, the long-standing pet cemetery on Purdy Lane is officially going under. Condos will be going up in the next year, and the owner would prefer they not be built on top of anyone's beloved pet.
Will the owners of Trampy, Bootsie, Feathers and Pepe please report to Paradise Pet Ranch and ... bring a shovel? After years of neglect, the long-standing pet cemetery on Purdy Lane is officially going under. Condos will be going up in the next year, and the owner would prefer they not be built on top of anyone's beloved pet.
added 2007 Tue Feb 20 10:45:37 by ind06
The news that an asteroid will pass close to Earth in 2036 prompted scientists to recommend that the United Nations arrange an international space mission to deflect the threatening space rock. France immediately urged restraint against "A seemingly lovely space rock we know nothing about."
The news that an asteroid will pass close to Earth in 2036 prompted scientists to recommend that the United Nations arrange an international space mission to deflect the threatening space rock. France immediately urged restraint against "A seemingly lovely space rock we know nothing about."
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added 2007 Wed Feb 14 6:29:53 by ind06
New York, NY (Rotters) - Pfizer pharmaceuticals today announced that it would be partnering with Britain's largest pharmacy chain, Boots, to supply a special commemorative dose of its popular erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra, to any male over the age of 18 over the counter for Valentine's Day.
New York, NY (Rotters) - Pfizer pharmaceuticals today announced that it would be partnering with Britain's largest pharmacy chain, Boots, to supply a special commemorative dose of its popular erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra, to any male over the age of 18 over the counter for Valentine's Day.
added 2007 Tue Feb 13 16:09:22 by moemebe
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Ralph Dial could remember Vinita Anderson's smile, hair and the first day they met in the early 1940s. But it took Dial more than 60 years to remember her name. It finally came to him while driving during Christmastime in 2002. He tracked her down by going through old newspapers in Knoxville.
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Ralph Dial could remember Vinita Anderson's smile, hair and the first day they met in the early 1940s. But it took Dial more than 60 years to remember her name. It finally came to him while driving during Christmastime in 2002. He tracked her down by going through old newspapers in Knoxville.
added 2007 Thu Feb 8 7:26:48 by ind06
Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
added 2007 Thu Jan 25 18:46:19 by moemebe
BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese police have arrested three men for killing two young women to sell their corpses as "ghost brides" for dead single men, a Chinese newspaper reported, warning the dark custom might have claimed many other victims.
BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese police have arrested three men for killing two young women to sell their corpses as "ghost brides" for dead single men, a Chinese newspaper reported, warning the dark custom might have claimed many other victims.
added 2007 Thu Jan 18 10:16:30 by ind06
MISTER ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD, PA-A plan to radically redistrict Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood to further cement the control of the powerful King Friday XIII political machine is expected to pass this week and deeply affect current taxation structure, voting patterns, and services.
MISTER ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD, PA-A plan to radically redistrict Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood to further cement the control of the powerful King Friday XIII political machine is expected to pass this week and deeply affect current taxation structure, voting patterns, and services.
added 2007 Mon Jan 15 16:41:31 by moemebe
HERSHEY, Pa. (AP) - This Valentine's Day, you can really seal your letters with a kiss. In conjunction with the 100th anniversary of Hershey's Kisses, the U.S. Postal Service on Saturday held a ceremony to issue the 39-cent "With Love and Kisses" stamp, featuring the iconic chocolate treat.
HERSHEY, Pa. (AP) - This Valentine's Day, you can really seal your letters with a kiss. In conjunction with the 100th anniversary of Hershey's Kisses, the U.S. Postal Service on Saturday held a ceremony to issue the 39-cent "With Love and Kisses" stamp, featuring the iconic chocolate treat.
added 2007 Sun Jan 14 5:48:09 by mamasan
Here are pictures of the original Anthrax letters sent only to the Democrats on Capital Hill as the Votes were pending for the Patriot Act. The sender of these letters has never been found.
Here are pictures of the original Anthrax letters sent only to the Democrats on Capital Hill as the Votes were pending for the Patriot Act. The sender of these letters has never been found.
